G I met you down at the Seventh Veil Cadd9 The first night that I got out of jail G Your lips were red and your skin was pale Cadd9 D You were the one that I wanted to nail Yeah. G I asked you for a table dance Bm You came over and put your hands in my pants Am I ain't lookin' for no wild romance C D but by the way: hey you got any blow? C G Stripper girl Em D C Heaven sent, pay my phone bill, pay my rent C G Stripper girl Em D C I love you, all my friends really love you too C I really love your boobies G I wanna love you til the end of time Cadd9 I wanna love you in a 69 G I wanna love you where the sun don't shine Cadd9 D Hey, where'd you put that coke? Cool. *Sniff* G Take my cock into your backdoor Bm I wanna fuck you fuckin' whore Am I wanna jam it in and out at a real fast pace C D Til I squirt hot juicy all over your face C G Stripper girl Em D C Heaven sent, take one look and I pitch a tent C G Stripper girl Em D C You're the best, up all night on crystal meth Yeah! Em Sometimes you think that I'm a jerk Bm When you catch me fucking your friends from work C I'll be there to catch you when you fall D If you buy me an iPhone you can give me a call (Rhythm for guitar solo is same as intro) Guitar solo G I really love you baby Cadd9 I wanna watch you dance G I didn't mean to fuck your friend Cadd9 D Give me one more chance C G Stripper girl Em D C On my lap, hope I didn't give you the clap C G Stripper girl Em D C I need some cash, get on stage and shake that ass C G Stripper girl Em D C Heaven sent, thanks again for payin' my rent, yeah C C G Stripper girl C C G Stripper girl Em C G Stripper girl C C G Stripper girl C C Stripper girl